Curse

Goats17 · Mar 16, 2006, 05:17 PM // 17:17

*throws alchohol on sun*
BURN!
*throw match, just as someone else throws gasoline*
screams* DAMN HENCHY AI!

xxSilhouette · Mar 16, 2006, 05:28 PM // 17:28

*runs in circles*

Symeon · Mar 16, 2006, 07:01 PM // 19:01

*starts shooting around everywhere completely randomly*
*shoots the ceiling several times*
*various wooden beams start falling on people's heads and dust is showered everywhere*
"Yehaaa! It's rainin' dust!"
*dances while shooting*

I pwnd U · Mar 16, 2006, 09:51 PM // 21:51

*sips beer*

Two April Mornings · Mar 17, 2006, 12:41 AM // 00:41

*begins the st. Patricks brawl by punching retibution X*

Sergio Leone · Mar 17, 2006, 02:15 AM // 02:15

*Does an Irish jig for The Day of the Irish!*

Knido · Mar 17, 2006, 02:16 AM // 02:16

*stabs him in the face*

im not irish

darkdragon99 · Mar 17, 2006, 03:38 AM // 03:38

*shoves a shotgun up knindo's ass and pulls the trigger*
i am irish

Goats17 · Mar 17, 2006, 03:41 AM // 03:41

*helps Darkdragon*
Me too

Goats17 · Mar 17, 2006, 03:44 AM // 03:44

*pulls gun loaded with potato out*

ANYONE ELSE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE IRISH!?!?!?!

I pwnd U · Mar 17, 2006, 03:54 AM // 03:54

*sips beer*

SilenceWeaver · Mar 17, 2006, 03:59 AM // 03:59

ahh saint patricks day, time to get drunk off my ass and throw stuff at people.
*picks up toilet, smashes over goats' head* (boondock saints anyone?)
*dances on tables for a while*.................*sings the national anthem of uzbekistan*..................*takes a leak.......pardon me there pwnd u i swear it was an accident*...........................*blasts flogging molly and starts insane drunken brawl mosh in the bar*

Goats17 · Mar 17, 2006, 04:04 AM // 04:04

*Keeps yelling for a few minutes*
*stops*
They have beer here?
*drains the place dry*

I pwnd U · Mar 17, 2006, 04:09 AM // 04:09

*sips beer, cuts silences unmetionables off, sips beer* "oops my bad, now sit down and shut up"

Goats17 · Mar 17, 2006, 04:37 AM // 04:37

*looks at body parts on floor*
*picks up*

Is there a monk around here? I need some help.......................

EmperorTippy · Mar 17, 2006, 04:38 AM // 04:38

*calmly walks into the bar and gets a drink while waiting for someone to piss him off*

Doc Holliday · Mar 17, 2006, 04:59 AM // 04:59

"Heres one for the irish!!"

*dyes his beer green*

*chugs*

*hands dark a pistol*

*dark and doc force silence to his knees and recite this prayer*

"And sheperds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patre, et filii, spiritus sancti!!!

*dark and doc pull triggers at same time and blow silence's brains all over the bar room floor*

"Never f*ck with the irish!!!"

Symeon · Mar 17, 2006, 07:30 AM // 07:30

*shoots tippy's glass*
*it's still raining dust*
*blinded by dust*
*starts running around crazily*
*bumps into someone, starting a dominoes-like chain going round the bar*

FeuerFrei · Mar 17, 2006, 09:59 AM // 09:59

*sips martini
*looks around
*sips rootbeer
*scratches butt
*sips vodka
*scratches head
*sips beer
*picks nose
*sips apple juice

I pwnd U · Mar 17, 2006, 01:08 PM // 13:08

*sips beer*